OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can be a total boss and take down like 500 zombies in North?! Like, this senior officer dude is legit slaying it and u can join in on the fun! We got epic battles, insane weapons, and like, so much loot u won’t know what to do with it all. Come join the madness and show those zombies who’s boss! Let’s goooooo!
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TerroristTerminated Minecraft Server
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ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!
LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette
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HezboCraft: Boom Boom Edition
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN HEZBOLLAH OFFICIALS ARE DYING TO JOIN! LIKE LITERALLY, THEY GOT KILLED BY ISRAELI STRIKES BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO STEAL OUR DIAMONDS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND TREASURE HUNTS, JUST WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS WITH LASER EYES! #YOLO #MINECRAFTGANG #HEZBOLLAHWHO?
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!
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UNRWAfailCraft
So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got failed Hamas launches hitting UNRWA schools and stuff. It’s like a crazy war zone, but in Minecraft, ya know? The IDF is all up in here, trying to save civilians and whatnot. It’s like a real-life drama, but with blocks and creepers. So, come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even save a few virtual lives along the way. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!
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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
u know what else is outgunned but still kickin’ ass? dis minecraft server! we may not have fancy guns like russia, but we got blocks and swords and creepers OH MY! join us and be part of the epic battle between the blocky nations of Russia and Ukraine. Will you be a fearless warrior fighting for freedom, or will you be a sneaky spy trying to sabotage the enemy? The choice is yours, comrade! Plus, Syrskyi himself says this server is da bomb (literally, there are bombs in the game)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!
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RusSoldierz Minecraft Server
lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, there are rockets launching everywhere but instead of causing destruction, they just make funny sounds and shoot out confetti. And, get this, one time a rocket misfired and accidentally landed in a school in Nuseirat, but instead of exploding, it just turned all the students into cute little piggy characters. It was, like, the craziest thing ever! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything can happen, even if it’s totally random and nonsensical. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, fam!