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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	6006	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	966
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5220	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	634338	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.