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CraftyKnights – The Minecraft Server where your blocks fight back! Join ‘/akg/’ for epic battles and endless fun!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Star Shards Collected:	91
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to meet the legendary 6* Caster Ho’olheyak, who can summon rainbows and unicorns to fight by your side. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Lunacub, who shoots moonbeams from their bow!

But wait, there’s more! How about a special appearance from the 6* Guard Irene, who can slice through mountains with a single swing of her sword? Or the 5* Vanguard Blacknight, who rides into battle on a fiery dragon?

And let’s not forget about the upcoming EP14 event, where you can unlock the new Amiya Alt, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with a wave of her wand!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7016
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	717250	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Animals Bred:	110

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mines Excavated:	3881	Towns Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	3598	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mines Excavated:	4761
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?