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Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, compassion, compassionless, Cruel, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, Heartless, Humanity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Kindness, Minecraft, Politics, prejudice, racism, smp, society, Stereotypes, united states, Vile

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6246	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty enhancements, beauty standards, body image, celebrity influence, confidence boost, cosmetic industry, cosmetic procedures, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic trends, cultural norms, medical advancements, mental health, Minecraft, perfect, physical appearance, PIXEL, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social media influence, societal pressures, surgical options, technological advancements

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Farms Harvested:	982	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, big yab, Conspiracy, controversial topics, divine intervention, Drama, dramatuber, fauna’s graduation, Faunas, graduation ceremony, hololive, intervention, LUCK, luck vs intervention, martial law, Minecraft, PEDDLERS, political commentary, rattling, rrat peddlers, Slander, smp, social commentary, south korea, south korean politics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, fear edition, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Genocide City, Homemade pastas, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server, where we discuss all things video game creepypastas! Join us for a chance to uncover the darkest secrets of your favorite games and maybe even summon a few cursed entities along the way.

Room #492 is dedicated to the Sonic Fear Edition, where we dive deep into the terrifying world of Sonic.exe and other spine-chilling tales. Watch as our resident old man reads through these creepy stories, and don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-approved creepypasta list for some extra scares.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Mario World I HATE YOU section for those who enjoy a good jump scare, as well as a Sonic 2 Genocide City area for the bravest of players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our homemade/found pastas for a truly unique horror experience.

Join us on our CyTube channel for some fear-inducing videos and web series, or browse through our archives for even more spooky content. And remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the creepypastas themselves is missing out on all the fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience you’ll never forget.

Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

BE, be stopped, Game, game must, game must be, long tail, Minecraft, Must, Must be stopped, smp, STOP, Stopped, stopped game, tags, This game, this game must, this game must be, this..

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

🏮CHERRYMINE🏮 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Explore, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, java, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, SURVIVE, Weddings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

children, Corner, CREEPERS, family, genetic inheritance, Kids, Marriage, marriage and children, marriage and family, marriage and health, marriage and kids, marriage and parenting, marriage and stability, Minecraft, parenting, parenting skills, raising children, reasons against having kids, reasons against marriage, reasons for having kids, reasons for marriage, relationships, Server, socialization

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	436452
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

bros, current events, dont, feel, Good, health concerns, health crisis, health issues, Ill, Illness, Minecraft, News Update, political figure, political news, president, public figure, Rumors, seriously ill, smp, social media, speculation, trending, uncertainty, viral video, youtube video

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

Affection, Connection, friendship, goofy, humor, inside jokes, Lesbian, LGBTQ, long distance, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing you, Nostalgia, quirky, Server, soulmate, special bond, tomato, Unique

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #2253

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair, E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff, Ego, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, Upcoming Event, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here and it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and challenges that will leave you questioning reality.

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through a maze of illusions and tricks. And don’t forget to check out Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round, where the only thing spinning faster than the carousel is our heads trying to keep up with the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet, where things are about to get even crazier.

Join us for the upcoming Extractions and witness the most outrageous heists and missions you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Target Extraction: [ Outis ] ID & E.G.O, because why not add a little danger to the mix?

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you experience Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina come to life in Minecraft form? Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of chaos.

Download the game now and prepare for a journey like no other. And remember, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it unless you want to be left in the dust.

Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave us questioning our sanity. See you in the game, if you dare!