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Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

blog, bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Creators Leaks, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Other 4chan Servers, Previous thread, Ready Up, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Summer Grilling Edition, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	8847	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Buildings Constructed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus

Home Hospital FunCraft

academic hospitals, adoption, Expansion, funcraft, Healthcare, healthcare delivery, healthcare incentives, healthcare programs, home, Hospital, hospital care, hospital services, hospital-at-home programs, incentives, non-teaching hospitals, not-for-profit hospitals, Program, rural healthcare, rural hospitals, smaller hospitals, study, targeted incentives, urban hospitals

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis shiz. first of all, we got the most lit hospital-at-home program in the game. u can literally be chillin in ur virtual hospital bed while playin minecraft at the same time. who needs real life hospitals when u got us, amirite?

and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.

so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?

Epic Tales Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, best story, Captivating, Character development, emotional, engaging narrative, Epic, epic tales, game design, Gaming, gaming industry, Immersive, interactive storytelling, intricate plot, long tail storytelling, memorable characters, Minecraft, narrative, player choice, player experience, Plot, storytelling, Tales, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.

Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!

Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Foot Minecraft SMP Fetish Profit

feet, fetish, fetishism, foot, foot domination, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot fetish business, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish earnings, foot fetish industry, foot fetish market, foot fetish monetization, foot fetish products, foot fetish services, Foot modeling, foot slave, foot worship, Minecraft, monetize, profit, selling feet pics, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine laughs! Join us if you want to make bank off your foot fetish – that’s right, we’ve got a whole economy based on trading rare foot pics in-game. Don’t ask how it started, just roll with it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!