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BabyBlockBuster

Adulthood, adulting, age perception, ASD, BabyBlockBuster, BIAS, Disabilities, double standards, education, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, infantilized, mental health, ptsd, schizophrenia, social interactions, societal expectations, support systems

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	4021
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a child just because you look young and have some mental health issues? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure where everyone is treated like the adult they are, no matter how young they may seem!

Our server is filled with players who understand that being an adult isn’t just about age, it’s about independence and making your own decisions. We’ve got players who are financially independent, just like you, and who know that getting a little help from family doesn’t make you any less of an adult.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and most importantly, be treated like the grown-ass adult that you are! Plus, we’ve got a Starbucks in every virtual corner for those days when you just need a little pick-me-up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not an adult – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

ThirstyCrittersMC

adaptation, Animals, Beverage, biology, Drinking, ecology, Environment, Evolution, habits, health, humans, hummingbirds, hydration, Nature, nectar, physiology, species, Survival, ThirstyCrittersMC, Water, wildlife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Animals Bred:	151	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?

KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

Aging mice, Aging research, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Diet benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, ketosis, Longevity, Memory, memory enhancement, metabolic health, Molecular signaling pathway, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological health, neuroprotection, Nutritional therapy, Saviors, synapse, Synapse function

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Animals Bred:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

#husband appreciation, Adventure, beautiful husband, epic journey, FANTASY, Franchise, Gamer Couple, Gaming, Hero, husband goals, Hyrule, Kasshiwa, legend, legend of zelda, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, Music, Nintendo, romance, Server, video games, ZeldaHub

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

RingOff Minecraft Server

#announcement, advice, Communication, Conflict, emotions, engagement ring, Etiquette, family, Honesty, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, RingOff, Server, Siblings, sister, social norms, special day, Support, Timing, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Love Letters Sent:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness epic family feuds and wedding woes like never before.

Picture this: a beautiful wedding, a happy couple, and a sneaky sister trying to steal the spotlight with her secret engagement. Will she get away with it, or will her little sis put her in her place? Only on our server will you find such juicy drama!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between siblings, overbearing moms, and clueless grooms. Who will come out on top in this battle of wedding etiquette and family dynamics? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further. Join us for a wild ride of wedding drama and family chaos – you won’t want to miss a single moment!

CreepCaféNoMore

accusations, back and forth, cafe, creep, CreepCaféNoMore, customer loyalty, employee complaints, favorite spot, fixed the problem, Harassment, misunderstood, not returning, not wanting to go back, old schoolmate, record of payments, regular, RESOLVED, shift change, STARING, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy accusations of ogling or harassment here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about employees accusing you of anything. In fact, our virtual employees are programmed to love and appreciate all players equally. No drama, just gaming!

And if you’re worried about running into any troublemakers, fear not! We have a strict no-drama policy that ensures all players can enjoy their time on the server without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs accusations and misunderstandings when you can just focus on building and exploring in the virtual world? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

bullying, childhood trauma, Closure, consequences, emotional scars, forgiveness, healing, high school, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Redemption, regret, Retribution, Revenge, school bully, second chances, self reflection, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	340	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of getting picked on by your school bully? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can summon a giant chicken to peck them to oblivion! Watch as they run in terror from the mighty clucks of justice! Join now and witness the epic showdown between bully and bird. Who will come out victorious? Only on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyUnder100

affordable, asset, best, Budget, cost effective, CraftyUnder100, decision, Financial, frugal, Investment, long term, MONEY, practical, Purchase, Quality, savings, Smart, Under $100, useful, Value, Wise

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that literally transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll get when you join our server!

Not only will you be able to build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco where all the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and bust a move?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we also have TNT cannons).

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

beheading, brutality, Conflict, Creepercraft, crime, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecutors, russia, Server, Soldier, suspects, Tragedy, tragedy of war, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1565

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of ukraine but with blocky characters and exploding sheep. come witness the chaos as players try to outbuild and outsmart each other in a virtual war zone. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with pixelated swords and pickaxes? plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered. so grab your pixelated armor and join the fun before russia tries to steal all our virtual resources. let the games begin!