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Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	82	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Orc+ Minecraft Server – Randon Caspurr Fun

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most breedable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby animals popping out left and right, because who doesn’t want to be surrounded by adorable little critters all day long?

Our resident YouTuber, Randon Neuring, will guide you through the ins and outs of breeding in Minecraft with his hilarious videos. Watch as he tries to keep up with all the new additions to his farm and fails spectacularly every time.

But wait, there’s more! Caspurr Catacini is here to show you how to breed like a pro. Follow her on Twitch as she navigates the chaotic world of animal husbandry with style and grace (and maybe a few accidental explosions).

Join now for a chance to be featured in our clip playlists, where your breeding mishaps and successes will be immortalized for all to see. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive merch, because who wouldn’t want to rock a t-shirt with a baby piglet on it?

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to the most outrageous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let the breeding frenzy begin!

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Votes:	4608	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	214	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1313	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7430
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	8

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).