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StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	7253	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3514
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8446
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dimension Hops:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

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MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	364	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!