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CashMeOutsideMC SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3413	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Do you want to flex on all your friends with your virtual wealth? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us and amass so much virtual wealth that even Notch himself would be jealous.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Want to prove you have the biggest brain in the game? Join our weekly trivia nights where the winner gets a diamond block! Think you’re the best PvPer around? Take on our reigning champion in a 1v1 battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hermit Crab, a giant crab that roams the oceans of our world. Defeat the Hermit Crab and claim its treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world what true ‘fuck you’ money looks like!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4550
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2403

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

collide, DATING, DISILLUSIONED, emotional turmoil, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveCrafted, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal growth, reality check, Redpilled, redpills, relationships, Respect, romance, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal expectations, society, toxic masculinity, Truth, Women, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	8313
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3447	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Potions Brewed:	158	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	5653
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!

Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!

CraftyCreeper’s Den of Diamonds: Where we mine for treasure, not Tinder matches!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by attractive women? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to financially exploit them! Join us and sell them virtual diamonds and rare items for real money, because let’s face it, they’ll never give you the time of day in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly sugar daddy who will shower you with riches if you can find him. So come on in and start profiteering off those unsuspecting ladies today!