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  • Cashcow Minecraft SMP: Looking to Talk with Paypigs, Cashcows and Sicko Cucks

    Cashcow Minecraft SMP: Looking to Talk with Paypigs, Cashcows and Sicko Cucks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we only accept paypigs, cashcows, and sicko cucks. And if you’re into lolis, well, you’ll fit right in!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is ruled by a mysterious and enigmatic leader who goes by the name mysteryeyle. Legend has it that they have a secret stash of diamonds so massive, it could make even the richest player jealous. Want to find out the truth? Join our server and see if you can uncover the mystery!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our absurd and outrageous Minecraft world and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and unpredictable environment. Just be sure to bring your cash and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it! Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CashCows Minecraft Server

    CashCows Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business

    Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the server IP? crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
    How can I join the community? Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado.
    What can I expect on the server? Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh.
    How long do iterations last? Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content.
    How can I contribute to nation-building? Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

    Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet dragon that will protect you from creepers and zombies.

    We have exclusive character banners featuring Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – all ready to join you on your epic adventures. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Silvershower Heartstrings (Bow) and the Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Sword) – perfect for slaying enemies in style.

    But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to log off. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

    TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tipping culture like no other! Forget about diamonds, here we tip with enchanted golden apples and rare potions.

    But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBikiniBattles

    BlockyBikiniBattles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

    Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

    So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!

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  • CraftyNiceGuy Minecraft Server

    CraftyNiceGuy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone like a sad little villager in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the cure for the nice guy syndrome! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft player who slays dragons, builds epic castles, and never gets stuck in the friend zone again!

    Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!

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  • CraftyCashWaste

    CraftyCashWaste

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your money on dumb stuff like avocado toast and designer fidget spinners? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly worthwhile – virtual blocks!

    Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • TerrorCraft: Critical Condition

    TerrorCraft: Critical Condition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you wanna join our epic Minecraft server, here’s a reason: TWO WOUNDED IN SUSPECTED TERROR ATTACK IN NORTHERN ISRAEL, ONE IN CRITICAL CONDITION! But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server cuz we have magical unicorns that protect us from all the bad stuff. Plus, our diamond armor is like, super OP so you’ll be safe AF. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CelebCraft: No Matches Here!

    CelebCraft: No Matches Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u will be granted 3 wishes by a magical llama named larry.

    oh, and did i mention that steve from minecraft once joined our server and built a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    plus, if u join now, u will automatically be entered into a raffle to win a real life pet creeper. just imagine walking down the street with ur very own explosive green buddy.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time!

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