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CashBurner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6201
Crops Grown:	1544	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.

3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.

4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition! Join us for a wild ride where lefties rule and MAGA enthusiasts drool.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!

The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1473

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

❤️CraftLand❤️ Survival, PVP, Cases 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4041	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

New survival server. The server is available from versions 1.16.5-1.20!

Kit kits, Prison for players, Multi-version support, Works

PvP system, Marketplace for any items

Privileges – 5 Admin groups – 2

46.174.48.168:1111

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	128
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more action-packed events than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the SECRET GARDEN event where you can battle mythical creatures and uncover hidden treasures from November 21 to December 5.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a Union Raid happening from November 22 to November 27 where you can team up with your friends to take down epic bosses. And don’t forget about Co-op: Harvester from November 22 to November 24 where you can compete to see who can gather the most resources.

And if you’re looking to spice up your character, we’ve got special recruits like Grave and Flora available for a limited time. Dress to impress with our Costume Passes like Cinderella: Glass Princess and D: Killer Wife: Secret Party Cleaner.

But wait, there’s more! Stay tuned for our upcoming Costume Pass Volume: Beat the Gun where you can show off your killer style. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you there!

The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

MetroMC

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

[LATEST VERSION] [NEWLY RELEASED] MetroMC is a unique and cool Minecraft 1.21 SMP! Metro is filled with some crazy content including Custom Terrain, Clue Scrolls, a Dynamic Economy, and more! We focus on creating the best community possible, making sure everyone is heard. We can guarentee you will have an amazing time playing, so come give it a shot!

join.metromc.net

Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being harassed by femcels who think they can lower your standards just because you’re a 5’3 manlet? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky femcels! Join us and build your own kingdom where height doesn’t matter and femcels are banned for life. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Say no to femcels and yes to a blocky paradise where you can be the king of your own world. Join now and leave those femcels in the dust where they belong!

haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	2792
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

What are Minecraft servers like Horizons End ?

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Some similar Minecraft servers to Horizons End include:

1. Galacticraft: Galacticraft is a server that focuses on space exploration and colonization. Players can build their own rockets and travel to different planets, create colonies, and participate in space-themed activities.

2. Pixelmon: Pixelmon is a server that combines Minecraft with the popular Pokemon franchise. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokemon in a Minecraft world, adding a unique twist to the traditional Minecraft gameplay experience.

3. Starbound: Starbound is a server that takes players on a journey through the galaxy, where they can explore and colonize different planets, fight off alien enemies, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. It offers a similar space exploration theme to Horizons End .

4. Space Engineers: Space Engineers is a server that focuses on building and designing spacecraft, space stations, and other space-related structures. Players can work together to create intricate space systems and engage in cooperative gameplay.

5. Astral Imperium: Astral Imperium is a server that offers a mix of survival, exploration, and space-themed gameplay. Players can explore a vast universe, build their own bases, and participate in faction-based warfare for control of territories.

These servers offer a similar experience to Horizons End , with their own unique twists and features that make them worth checking out for players looking for immersive and exciting gameplay experiences in Minecraft.

play.horizonsend.net