New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cash Is CRYING In Minecraft! Minecraft Servers

Cash Is CRYING In Minecraft! Minecraft Servers

  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 9901
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 235
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4991
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5332
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Dimension Hops: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ores Mined: 6796
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Reality Warps Survived: 2

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    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/hood-game/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3352
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 4737 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3128
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6107
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6700 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9601 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1855
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4457
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2616
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9428 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5695
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Divine Spears Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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