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From building giant pixel art of their face to filling their house with chickens, the possibilities for revenge are endless! And if that’s not enough, our server also has a secret underground society of mischievous players who specialize in elaborate pranks and trolling.
So come join us and let the chaos begin! Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun in a blocky world?
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! we got dragons flying around like they own the place, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt.
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
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