| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7583 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD
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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 723 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.
Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1455 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 3835 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.
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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6608 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6813 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5615 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2391 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!
But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4584 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4771 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8903 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 929 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6186 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 544 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6142 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 148548 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
