#caseclosed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

biology, Communication, congenital diseases, culture, dependency, Exploitation, fear, Game, genetic development, hidden, independent functionality, insulation, mental illness, mutation, mutational load, ParasiteCraft, parasitic degeneration, Parasitism, parasitology, secrecy, Social, social parasitism, social stability, social structure

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Items Found:	3599	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

brocraft, bros, brosi, can’t, down, everywhere, feel, fucking, go, Help, Images, IMMENSELY, Invoking, left, Lust, Must, Over.., right, Struggle, up, way

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

animation, art style, artistic choices, body image, character design, Character development, Characters, ChinnyCraft, Chins, critique, Diversity, empowerment, exaggerated features, facial features, female, Female Characters, feminism, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, Massive, massive chins, Media portrayal, representation, Rock, social commentary, women in media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6415

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

Capture, Competition, Conflict, Economy, Empire, Factories, Fake, Gay, GRIEFED.., Investment, military tech, Oinkraine, PRETEND, PutinsCraft, Resources, Résumé, Russian, Russian Empire, sanctions, service bubble, Strain, Trading, West, workers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	744692
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Blame the Creeper

Accountability, Argument, Blame, Communication, Conflict, controversy, creeper, Decision making, disagreement, Dispute, Ethics, Fairness, Fault, judgement, misunderstanding, morality, opinion, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

anti-piracy, anti-piracy measures, bad, Cool, copyright infringement, crime, digital piracy, illegal, intellectual property, Piracy, piracy awareness, piracy consequences, piracy education, piracy ethics, piracy impact, piracy is wrong, piracy laws, piracy prevention, piracy punishment, PirateCraft, stop piracy, theft, Totally

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2655	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

athletic activities, Crafty, cultural diversity, EuroLatinx, European athletes, European culture, European sports, Europeans, Fun, global sports, international sports, Latinx, Latinx athletes, Latinx culture, Latinx sports, Sport, sports diversity, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, sports fans, sports interests, sports participation, sports preferences, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Girl Power Mine

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Heroes, Female Protagonists, female representation, female-centric narratives, female-driven stories, FEMINIST, girl, girl bosses, girl characters, Girl Power, power, representation, role models, strong female leads, Strong Women, time to shine, women in entertainment, women in media

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

Christianity, Christianity today, controversy, discrimination, Drools, Faggots, Gaymers, Gods, History, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Religion, religious beliefs, rule, Social Issues

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	159	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!