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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4118 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8428 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
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