CarvingCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

uplift smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	3652
Dragon Eggs Found:	8127	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Towns Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	88

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9795	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	122	Players Killed by Monsters:	6447
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	189
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	18

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.