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Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4404	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8126
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	1276
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	5542	Farms Harvested:	509
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ores Mined:	2276

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchantments Applied:	115
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	903294

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!