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Pixelated Party Palace

cartridges, consoles, Controllers, Conversation, Entertainment, family, gameplay, Garbage, generation, good games, GRANDPA, graphics, hi fi rush, Memories, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, Pastime, pixelated, retro gaming, Technology, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

boardroom18, Chat Room, coping strategies, Discord, Edition, Join, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health chat, mental health community, mental health discussion, mental health forum, mental health help, mental health network, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental illness, Online Community, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, smp, support group, Therapy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	774493	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5079	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2003
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7164	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Spears Created:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	237	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Star Shards Collected:	70
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	61
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	2339	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

ambiente, amistad, amor, bar de lesbianas, Citas, comunidad LGBTQ+, confianza, conversaciones, coquetear, diversion, Edición, encuentros, ESP, fiesta, hilo español, lesbianas, ligando, ligar, Minecraft, Relaciones, salir, Server, SpanglishCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

LoveCraftedGF

ADVANTAGE, aita, Boyfriend, Caring, Caring Boyfriend, Daily, dynamic, feet, housework, love, LoveCraftedGF, Partnership, relationship, Routine, sister, smell, SWEET, teasing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Animals Bred:	111	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most caring and foot-rubbing partners around! Join us for a daily routine of tea, snacks, and foot massages after a hard day of mining and crafting.

Our server is filled with players who love to pamper each other and show their appreciation in the most unique ways. Need someone to take off your virtual shoes and give you a virtual foot massage? Look no further, because our community is here to make sure you feel loved and appreciated.

Forget about building epic structures or defeating dragons, the real fun is in having your in-game partner pamper you like royalty. So come join us and experience the most relaxing and loving Minecraft server out there. Your virtual feet will thank you!