RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Star Shards Collected:	71
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2107
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9976
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Animals Bred:	104
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

Allowed, annoyance, college, Communication, Conflict, coworker, emergency, female friendship, friendship, gossip, Irregular, menstrual cycle, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, overreaction, Period, sharing, Shift, social media, tampon, TamponCraft, unfollowed, work drama

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	1736	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	2995
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	83
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7607
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2039
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

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