CARTOONIST Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Art Funny Minecraft Server

amusing, art, artist, CARTOONIST, comedic art, Comic, Comical, Creative, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous artwork, illustrator, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server, TALENTED, talented artist, Witty

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Votes:	4536
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because this server is run by a guy whose art is so funny, it’ll make you spit out your virtual coffee! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated masterpieces that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s mascot is a derpy chicken who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. So come on, join us for a good time and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

PrisonCraftIranian

activism, artistic expression, CARTOONIST, Censorship, Creative Resistance, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, iran, Iran Protests, Legal System, Media Suppression, Oppression, political activism, political prisoner, Prison, PrisonCraftIranian, sentenced, social justice

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the perfect place for u! come join our server where u can build, mine, and troll to ur heart’s content!

we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!

join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!

so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!

MineCraze Server: Been There, Done That!

achievement, alternative suggestions, challenge, Completed, completion, enjoyment, Entertainment, fulfillment, Game, Gaming, hobby, Itch, leisure, MineCraze, next update, obsessed, Pastime, progress, Recommend, satisfaction, Server, update

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	770
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Picture this: You spawn in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is like a wild party where anything goes, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry. Ever played a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT? Or how about a race to see who can build the tallest tower of llamas? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the legendary “Tower of Derp” – a massive structure filled with traps, puzzles, and secret rooms. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this insane obstacle course and claim the epic loot hidden at the top.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

asset protection, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Financial, Holding, Investment, long term, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, PixelPanic, risk assessment, risk management, Safety, Server, short-term, speculative investment, stablecoin, Trading, USDV, wealth management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3588	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dungeon where you can battle a dragon with a diamond pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe that even holding USDV (the currency of the Minecraft world) for a few days is like putting it in a vault guarded by a team of enchanted iron golems. You can trust us with your precious diamonds and emeralds, we promise they won’t mysteriously disappear like they do on other servers (looking at you, Steve!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DivorceCraft: Family Drama

abusive ex, aita, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, cousins, discipline, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, family, family dynamics, family ties, past incidents, raising children, reconciliation, relationships, sister, stepchild, uncles, widower

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magic Items Found:	8850	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your sister’s ex’s cousin’s uncle’s best friend’s pet turtle would want to join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, but in a fun and entertaining way. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the craziness firsthand?

Forget about your real-life family drama and come join our virtual family of gamers. We promise not to conspire with your ex to break into your virtual house – unless it’s all in good fun, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret blowing up our epic builds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

SkillSwapCraft

Fast skill acquisition, Instant skill learning, Overnight learning, quick learning, rapid skill learning, skill acquisition., skill advancement, skill development, skill enhancement, Skill expertise, Skill growth, Skill honing, skill improvement, skill learning, skill mastery, skill perfection, skill proficiency, Skill refinement, Skill upgrading, SkillSwapCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder overnight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and watch as your building skills skyrocket to epic proportions in just one night. We’ve had players go from building dirt huts to towering castles in a matter of hours – it’s like magic, but with blocks!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn how to tame wild wolves with just a wink and a smile, or ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombies. We’ve even had players discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds just by doing the chicken dance in front of a mysterious temple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a master builder, animal whisperer, and treasure hunter all in one night, then look no further! Join us and let the craziness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimension Hops:	0

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Emeralds Found:	7336

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	197	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mines Excavated:	2599
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!