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WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	4461	Farms Harvested:	945
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8657
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7674
Villages Defended:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	43309
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2592
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.