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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9287 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!
