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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1914 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1612 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1654 |
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So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
