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Blocky Love Affair Minecraft Server

adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, blocky, Boundaries, Cheating, consequences, controversial, Ethics, extramarital, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, Guilt, Infidelity, love, Lust, Marriage, Minecraft, morality, relationships, Server, taboo, temptation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	5436
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and apparently contemplate some serious moral dilemmas like whether it’s okay to get frisky with someone else’s spouse in pixelated form. But fear not, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with a villager’s wife. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a new trend of polygamous relationships in the Minecraft world.

So come on, join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our virtual playground. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Minecraft SMP – /FFG/ – Fantasy Football General

advice, Analysis, discussion, Draft, FANTASY, Fantasy Football, fantasy points, FFG, football, general, Injuries, League, Matchups, Minecraft, NFL, Players, rankings, scoring, smp, sports, start/sit, strategy, Tips, TRADES, waiver wire, Week 4

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds (shhh, don’t tell anyone)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and found a magical enchanted sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. Legend has it that the player became the ruler of the entire server, reigning supreme over all who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly build competitions where you can show off your creativity and win fabulous prizes like a pet zombie pigman or a flying llama (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about our epic PvP battles where alliances are forged and broken, and friendships are tested in the heat of battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the blocky world of Minecraft and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the adventure begin!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, business trip, Communication, compromise, conflicting schedules, Decision making, demanding job, due date, family, guilt trip, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new job, PreggoCraft, pregnant wife, Priorities, Promotion, relationship, responsibilities, Server, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6882	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No guilt trips allowed – unless it’s from a zombie trying to eat your brains. 2. Build your dream world without worrying about forgetting important dates or upsetting your virtual wife. 3. Our server is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would cancel her trip to play with us. 4. Prioritize your job in real life, but prioritize fun and relaxation on our server. 5. Who needs a promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom?

So come on over and join us for a stress-free, drama-free gaming experience. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!

MomCraft: Parental Problems

building a family, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling overwhelmed, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, MomCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Parent-child relationship, Parental, personal growth, Pregnancy, Problems, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support system

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Towns Built:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this player’s family situation.

Imagine trying to explain your feelings to your parents, only to have your mom interrupt with “It was just a brownie.” Who knew dessert could cause so much drama? But fear not, on our server, we promise not to interrupt your heartfelt conversations with talk of baked goods.

And if you’re worried about family dynamics affecting your gameplay, don’t fret! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos and focus on building your dream house with your fiancé. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So join us on this crazy adventure where you can leave the family drama behind and focus on creating your own little family in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with mom’s brownie interruptions.

YesterdayGoneOops Minecraft SMP

Alternate Timeline, Changing the past, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, hypothetical scenarios, learn from the past, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chances, self improvement, smp, time travel, what if, Wishful thinking, YesterdayGoneOops

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	113
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about going back to yesterday because we have a time machine in-game! That’s right, you can redo any mistakes you made, like accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or falling into a pit of lava. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and uncover hidden treasures. So why dwell on the past when you can join our crazy world and create a better future for yourself?

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, critical decisions, Decision making, huge impact, impactful decisions, influential choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering, major impact, minor choices, personal growth, pivotal moment, PixelFateCraft, ripple effect, significant choices, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure that will change your life forever! One player decided to build a simple dirt house, but little did they know it would lead them to discovering a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Another player accidentally punched a pig, setting off a chain reaction that resulted in an epic battle against an army of angry farm animals. Don’t miss out on the chance to make history on our server – who knows what small decision could lead to a life-changing moment for you!

Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

blinken, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, Muhammed bin Salman, palestine, Palestinian issue, Politics, regional stability, Salmans, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-US relations, Server, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

Activists, art, controversial, crime, criminal act, cultural heritage, Destruction, historical artwork, media attention, Museum, Outrage, Painting, preservation, protest, public display, restoration, SECURITY, Soup, SoupCraft, van Gogh, Vandalism, VanGoghVandalism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Emeralds Found:	3685
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Briny Water Lithium Mine

Briny, briny water, cost effective, efficient extraction, environmental alternative, Lithium, lithium extraction, lithium extraction method, lithium extraction process, lithium industry, lithium innovation, lithium mining, lithium processing, lithium production, lithium recovery, lithium supply, lithium sustainability, lithium technology, New method, supply chain issues, sustainable lithium extraction, traditional production, Water

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Join, Land, Lore, Magic, Marthia, Medieval, Minigames, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Side, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	8807	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.