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RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Secret Passages Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magic Items Found:	1570	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	87	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	849	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!