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SarcastiCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9773	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7856
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ores Mined:	3250	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchantments Applied:	218
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	200	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	4481	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	2136	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3828	Love Letters Sent:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!