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USA News Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

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BerryBanditCraft

anger, BerryBanditCraft, brother, Cheesecake, Communication, Cooking, decision, disagreement, family, Food, Fresh, Fridge, going bad, Ingredient, Jam, love, Permission, Rot, Strawberries, topping, Waste

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn rotten strawberries into delicious strawberry cheesecakes! Join us for a wild culinary adventure as we raid our brother’s fridge for ingredients and create mouth-watering desserts without asking for permission first. Who needs fresh strawberries when you can have a cheesecake made from the brink of expiration? Come join us for a slice of drama and a dollop of deliciousness on our server – where every bite tells a story!

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BlockBinge Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, BlockBinge, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hard to stop, internet addiction, love addiction, Minecraft, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, Server, sex addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself mining for hours on end, unable to tear yourself away from the endless possibilities of blocky creations? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to feed your addiction!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against flying pigs, and even taming a herd of explosive llamas! Our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s building a rollercoaster that defies gravity or creating a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks.

But beware, once you step foot in our server, you may never want to leave. The addictive gameplay, hilarious antics, and insane adventures will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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PainfulPixels

Agony, anguish, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, emotional distress, emotional pain, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurt feelings, Loss, mental anguish, mental pain, Pain, PainfulPixels, psychological pain, rejection, Sadness, Suffering, Torment, Trauma

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the virtual equivalent of stepping on a Lego barefoot! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your life choices and leave you in tears of laughter. We have a secret potion that will make your character feel like they just stubbed their toe on a diamond block – it’s the ultimate pain without any actual harm! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the agony of our server – it’s a pain you won’t want to miss!

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Redstone Revolution

Automotive Industry, business news, CAR, China, Chinese government, clean energy, CNN Business, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, environmental friendly, government approval, government partnership, innovation, official car, official vehicle, Partnership, Redstone, renewable energy, revolution, sustainable transportation, Technology, tesla

haha u ever wanted to drive a tesla in minecraft? well now u can on this server where tesla is the official car of the chinese government. imagine zooming around in ur electric ride while dodging pandas and building a great wall of china out of blocks. join now for the most electrifying experience of ur life, trust me u won’t regret it bro. let’s goooooooo!

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LastBlockStanding

daily activities, daily routines, everyday tasks, finality, fleeting, fleeting actions, fleeting chances, fleeting experiences, fleeting moments, fleeting occurrences, fleeting opportunities, habits, last time, LastBlockStanding, MOMENTS, mundane, passing, Repetition, Routine

haha join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot arrows out of ur butt. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u give him a diamond. come join da fun and never be bored again! it’s likely dat u do something for da last time every day, so why not do it on our server?

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CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers

baby, CreeperLoveCraft, CREEPERS, deaths, depression, health problems, healthcare access, intimate partner issues, leading cause of death, maternal health, maternal mortality, mental health, mental health awareness, postpartum, postpartum individuals, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnant individuals, Preventable, risk factors, social support, substance abuse, SUICIDE, University of Michigan researchers

so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft!

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AlbionMC.com

#applynow, 18plus, 18yearsold, Adventure, Albion, Albionmc, Ancient Ruins, armor, Castles, Community, custom worlds, Dungeonbosses, Dungeonmaze, Dungeons, enchanting table, Enchantment, Essentialsx, FANTASY, imagination, Immersive, Jobsreborn, legendary weapons, Magic, medevil, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Nocheat, Nogrief, Pyrofishing, PyroFishingPro, Quests, Ranks, Resourcepack, Staff, storytelling, Survival, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver, Towny, Townysurvival, Vibrant Community, weapons
Welcome to AlbionMC – Where Fantasy Meets Minecraft!

*18+ Server*Apply on AlbionMC.com

Embark on an Epic Adventure

Dive into a world where magic and imagination collide with Minecraft.Join AlbionMC.com, a fantasy-themed Minecraft server where every block tells a story, and every adventure brings new discoveries. As you play you canvisit people in the town and they will offer you tasks that can help you gainspecial armor sets, skills and ranks.

Explore Enchanted Worlds

Step into a realm of enchantment and wonder. Discover sprawling forests teeming with mythical creatures, ancient ruins shrouded in mystery, and majestic castles waiting to be conquered. Our custom-generated worlds are crafted to immerse you in a magical journey like no other. There are 3 worlds and a fourth coming in the future!Survival World, Resource World, and Creative World

Master Powerful Magics

Harness the arcane arts with our unique enchantments. Just use a vanillaenchanting table and you will be given a chance to gain powerful new armor and weapon abilities that canhelp shape the very world around you, summon creatures to aid you inbattle, and unravel ancient mysteries hidden in forgotten tomes. Becomea master of magic and leave your mark on the realm.

Create Your Legend

From humble beginnings to epic feats, your journey on AlbionMC is yours to shape. Build grand fortresses, design intricate cities, and craft legendary weapons that will be remembered throughout the ages. Every block placed is a step towards immortality in our fantastical world.

Join Our Community

Become part of a vibrant community of adventurers, builders, and storytellers. Share your tales, collaborate on projects, and forge friendships that transcend the boundaries of the digital realm. Our dedicated staff ensures a welcoming environment where every player’s voice is heard.

Begin Your Adventure Today

Are you ready to embark on a journey that defies imagination? Join AlbionMC and experience Minecraft as you’ve never seen it before. Whether you seek riches, fame, or simply the thrill of discovery, your destiny awaits in our enchanting world.

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Vanilla so uneasy, it’s like eating a spoonful of cinnamon!

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, Bases, building projects, Cheaters, cinnamon, Community, creativity, Discord, Eating, Fairness, GRIEFED.., lawlessness, opportunities, rules, semi anarchy, Skills, spoonful, Staff, surprise encounters, Survival, uneasy, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

IP:	uneasyvanilla.com
Version:	1.20.6

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight-knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we do have some rules in place to protect the integrity of the server and the gameplay experience for all players. Griefing that goes beyond reasonable limits is not allowed.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We strive to maintain a vanilla experience on our server, but we do have some essential plugins for moderation and performance purposes. However, we keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP “uneasyvanilla.com” in your Minecraft client. Make sure you are using the correct version to connect to our server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in fair and friendly PvP encounters. Any form of excessive harassment or bullying will not be tolerated.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

5th Generation, acrobatics, blue rep, circus performer, CraftyCreeper, dancing, drawing, gaming addict, hololive, Idol, Minecraft, Momosuzu Nene, NePoLaBo, noble family, Omaru Polka, ringmaster, Server, Shishiro Botan, singing, Vtuber, VTuber world, white lion, Yukihana Lamy

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us and meet NePoLaBo, the interdimensional idol who will serenade you with her enchanting voice while building the most epic structures. And don’t forget about Omaru Polka, the circus performer turned VTuber ringmaster who will dazzle you with her acrobatics and keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Yukihana Lamy, the noble blue rep from a snowy land who will bring a touch of elegance to your Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about Shishiro Botan, the lazy white lion who may prefer lazing around, but will always come through with powerful heals when you need them the most.

Join us on this server for a crazy mix of music, acrobatics, nobility, and gaming addiction. Who knows what kind of shenanigans these characters will get up to next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the madness!

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HumilCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges like building a house blindfolded or fighting off creepers with only a stick. The loser gets publicly humiliated in the server chat for all to see! It’s a hilarious way to bond with your fellow players and show off your skills (or lack thereof). So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails!

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