Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.
We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!
Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!
Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.
Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!
Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!
And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams
But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!
| Type | Whitelisted, RP, Medieval-fantasy |
| Features | Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay |
| Races | Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs |
| Joining | Apply on Discord, create a character based on lore |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Ad Astoria? | We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server focusing on diplomacy and world-building. |
| How do I join? | Join our Discord, apply in #apply-here, submit a character in #character-submission. |
| What are some features? | Revive system, Dynmap Towny, Gold economy, Custom races, PvP timer, and more. |
You won’t have to worry about awkward eye contact or office drama here.
Just imagine building a giant statue of yourself and flexing on all the other players.
Plus, you can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re your coworker’s eyes, but like, in a non-creepy way.
Trust me, this server is way more fun than trying to decipher if your coworker actually wants to bang.
But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ESCAPING EXPLOSIONS WHILE BUILDING YOUR OWN EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL MODE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HEART-POUNDING ACTION LIKE THIS?!
COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE CHAOS! YOLO, AMIRITE?! 😂🔥🚌💥