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Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	870141
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Void Gems Collected:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

Availability, cart, consumer goods, convenience, CRAZE, Delivery, LOGISTICS, Manufacturing, Retail, retail industry, shopping, Shopping Cart Design, Shopping Cart Distribution, Shopping Cart Innovation, Shopping Cart Maintenance, Shopping Cart Market, Shopping Cart Technology, Shopping Cart Usage, shopping carts, shopping experience, stores, supply chain, Transportation, Wacky

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Animals Bred:	131
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, have you ever wondered about the mysterious world of shopping carts? Like, where do they even come from? Are they born or made? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the shopping cart conspiracy!

We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!

Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!

Glioma Busters: CAR-T Edition

advanced treatment, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR T cells, cart, cell therapy, clinical trials, Edition, genetic engineering, Glioma, groundbreaking research, healthy tissue, immunotherapy, innovative technology, malignant gliomas, Medical research, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, scientists, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1283	Epic Quests Completed:	12

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you’re attacked by a bunch of evil gliomas! but fear not, cuz on our server, we got CAR-T cells that will totally kick those glioma’s butts while keepin’ your healthy tissue safe and sound. join us for the most epic battle against brain tumors you’ll ever experience in a blocky world! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that craziness? sign up now and let’s save the Minecraft world from those pesky gliomas together!

CuttingKarenCraft

aita, ANNOYED, Basket, calling out, Calm, cart, Confrontation, Cut in Line, CuttingKarenCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, dramatic, escalate, express lane, fair, Full Groceries, grocery store, line, mistake, Polite, Waiting, WOMAN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1920

Are you tired of dealing with rude grocery store line-cutters? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no cutting in line” policy! Our virtual express lane is always fair and orderly, so you can shop in peace without any drama.

Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.

Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!

CAR-T Craft: Low Risk Realm

blood cancers, blood disorders, cancer care, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR-T cell therapy, cart, Craft, FDA warning, immunotherapy, incidence rate, long-term effects, low risk, Medical research, Patients, Realm, Risk, secondary cancers, Stanford Medicine, stem cell transplantation, study, Therapy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1121
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of secondary blood cancers is lower than the chance of finding a diamond in a cave full of creepers! yea, that’s right, we got CAR-T cell therapy going on in our virtual world and the chances of getting a secondary blood cancer are as low as a pig flying in the nether. FDA warning? pfft, we laugh in the face of danger! join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting stem cell transplantation. it’s like getting a power-up in real life, but in block form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build a world where the only risk is running out of torches in a dark cave. #minecraftgoals #virtualstemcells #creepersbeware 🌟🎮🔥

Crafty Nazis United: Building Blocks of Hate

Ace, ÆLF, ÆS, aesir, angel, angle, Anglo, are, Ares, armor, Arrow, Aryan, AVRA, AVRVM, blocks, building, CAIRE, CAR, Cardiac, career, Carry, cart, Chariot, CHVRN, COVRAGE, Crafty, Cross, eagle, Earl, Earn, england, English, ERILAZ, EROS, Gear, hate, Heart, Hero, HERVLI, Honor, Horse, HVRRY, iran, Iranian, ireland, MARINA, mere, Nazis, NJÖRÐR, north, OAR, OVR, PARTVM, Reign, RHINE, river, TOWTO, TVATH, tyr, United, VRN, 𐌸𐌹𐌿𐌸

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	3870	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the legends of old? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the spirit of the mighty Aryans, Anglo-Saxons, and more! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where honor, heroism, and courage reign supreme.

Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

Abuse, Accountability, aggression, assault, cnn, Conflict, eastern europe, human rights abuses, international law, Invasion, Justice, Men, occupied territories, russians, russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer, sexual violence, Trauma, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

Breakthrough, children, cochlear implants, deaf, deafness, Disabilities, Gene therapy, Genetic, genetic disorders, hear5deafies, Hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, innovation, Medical, medical advancements, Science, sensory restoration, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	100	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

compatibility, Connection, destiny, dream, dream come true, dreamin4u, fate, ideal match, long term, love, meant to be, Meeting, Minecraft, perfect partner, relationship, romance, serendipity, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, statistical probability, statistics, true love

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, budget-friendly meals, cheap food, childhood favorite, comfort food, convenience food, economical dining, EternalEats, everyday eats, fast food, favorite snacks, frugal food, go-to meal, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive eats, low-cost dining, Minecraft, Server, street food, tasty treats, value meals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crops Grown:	2183
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Votes:	4354

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	7455	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!