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PartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	9867
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the neighbors throw wild parties that put Project X to shame! Join us for a chance to witness gaga ball pits, elaborate bars, and 200 party-goers all in one backyard. And don’t worry, the cops are always on speed dial for when things get too rowdy.

Set up your own surveillance cameras to keep an eye on the shenanigans next door, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the mysterious above-ground lights that never seem to turn on. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll witness on our server – just make sure to watch out for those fake cameras, they’re everywhere!

So come on over and join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe call the cops if things get out of hand. Just don’t park in front of the driveway, or you might find yourself stuck in a virtual traffic jam!

CraftyFreebies

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	298	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Star Shards Collected:	256
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Emeralds Found:	7805
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	5342
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad