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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

brain activity, brain cognition, brain communication, brain complexity, brain function, Brain functions, brain mechanisms, brain mysteries, brain mysteries decoded, brain mysteries explained, brain mysteries revealed, brain mysteries unraveled, brain mysteries unveiled, brain processes, brain research, Brains, BrainyCraft, Cognitive science, knowledge, mindful, miners, neuroscience, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	955749	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Players Killed by Monsters:	1370	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3847	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	155	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ores Mined:	911	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	4908
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3415
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity