Carrying Sperm MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

sperm production, Server, sperm storage containers, sperm collection, sperm transport

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

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SILdairyFreeDrama

financially struggling, dairy free desserts, SILdairyFreeDrama, dairy free snack, dairy free sides

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

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LaughCrafted

LaughCrafted

Oh, honey, my laugh is like a rare diamond – unique, precious, and worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory! And on our server, we welcome all types of laughs, from snorts to cackles to wheezes. So come join us and let your laughter shine brighter than a beacon in the night sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of enchanted llamas who will protect you from any haters with their fierce spit attacks. So laugh on, my friend, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, llamas, and limitless fun!

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CyberCraft2024: The Ultimate Hack!

software vulnerability, Hack, internet security, malware attack, HACKING

So, like, imagine this: the biggest cyber attack of 2024 wasn’t caused by some evil hacker dude, but by the security software itself going all cray-cray! And guess what? Our Minecraft server survived that madness! Why, you ask? Because our server is protected by a magical unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers at any virus that dares to come near it! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens that will fight by your side against any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So, like, join our server now and be part of the epic tale of the cyber attack that turned into a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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Townscraft: Vanilla Minecraft with a Side of Server Drama and Spilled Milk, now Serving Java 1.21 for 4+ Years!

Steampunk, Builder, Nomad, Farms, Vanilla

Server Name	Townscraft
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Community Size	Vibrant and welcoming
Features	Vanilla experience, town-building, community events
Season Duration	Long seasons with stability
Application	Join Discord community to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Townscraft server, you need to apply through their Discord community. Read the rules and submit your application there.

2. What is the server type?

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a focus on town-building and community events.

3. What is the community like?

The community on Townscraft is described as tight-knit, welcoming, and drama-free. Players are encouraged to form bonds and friendships.

4. Are there any plugins on the server?

The server aims to maintain a vanilla experience with no towny or claims plugins. Exceptions include one player sleep and other minor adjustments.

5. How long do the server seasons last?

Townscraft boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, and the second lasted 30 months.

6. Are there community events?

Yes, Townscraft hosts community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. These events are open for all players to participate in and have fun.

7. How secure is the server?

Townscraft ensures a safe and secure environment for players with robust backups and protection measures against theft or griefing. Dedicated staff are available to resolve any issues promptly.

8. Can I play solo on the server?

Absolutely! Players can choose to join existing towns, create their own settlements, or embark on solo adventures as nomads. Townscraft offers a dynamic experience for all types of players.

9. What kind of player is welcome on Townscraft?

All types of players are welcome on Townscraft, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking to get started. The server encourages creativity and collaboration among its players.

10. How do I get more information about Townscraft?

For more information about Townscraft, you can visit their Discord server, view the rules document, check out the photo gallery, or watch the video trailer to get a better sense of the server’s atmosphere and activities.

FujoCraft Minecraft Server

Server, genre analysis, modern shounen, gender demographics, gender representation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy anime crossover episode! We’ve got modern shounen with a majority fujo fanbase, and modern shoujo with barely any yuri fan base – talk about a plot twist! Join us for epic battles, dramatic romances, and maybe even a few magical girl transformations along the way. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and become the protagonist of your own wacky adventure!

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EuphoricKaleido Minecraft Server

Rust, Minecraft, roblox, tsunderia, EIEN Project

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hamster on Elden Ring? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Third Generation: Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido collide in a hilarious mishmash of chaos!

Join us for a chance to play with Pico-chan as she streams Elden Ring and sings karaoke songs from VTubers. Or watch Yuu play Rust on Twitch while also tackling Superhot like a pro. And don’t miss Hina’s zatsudan followed by some epic Baldur’s Gate 3 gameplay.

But that’s not all! Muyu will have you rolling on the floor with laughter as she plays Fallen Aces and collabs with Shiina, Ember, and Lumi. And who could forget Runie’s parody song lyrics that are so funny, she had to make the stream members-only!

Eimi will have you ROFLing as she teams up with Jelly for some epic Roblox adventures. And get ready for Phase Showdown, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the craziness is off the charts. Who knows, you might even spot Loki-sama playing Late Shift or Clara canceling her Super Mario Galaxy stream for some wild roleplay shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the action – join us now for a gaming experience like no other!

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SisSitterRehabReject

mental health, cameras, SisSitterRehabReject, childcare, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I caught my sister climbing on kitchen counters to steal whiskey!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good story, like the one where my sister’s therapist called me controlling for expecting her to not drink on the job. Who knew babysitting could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun activities to distract you from family drama, like building epic castles, exploring mysterious caves, and taming wild llamas. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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BlockerCraft Minecraft Server

Gender Identity, puberty blocker, Curb, Minecraft, Server

so liek, u know how some ppl think puberty blockers r bad? well dis server is like a puberty blocker curb but for ur minecraft experience! u join dis server and u will feel liek u never wanna leave, u will be so happy u wont even think about suiciding cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community dat will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. so come join us and see for urself, u wont regret it!

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BlockyAssassinLvivLOL

death, Iryna Farion, Lviv, Tragedy, Government

come join our minecraft server where we have crazier plot twists than a soap opera! our server is so lit that even former ukrainian MPs are trying to join, but watch out for assassination attempts because the drama is real! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

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