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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1024 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4670 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a wild jungle, filled with players who are obsessed with a rare phenotype in the game. It’s everywhere you look, like a crazy cult following! But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing any sheep or anything (well, maybe just a few for good luck).
Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!
So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!
