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Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	235	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2727
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7873	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Meteorites Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!