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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6904 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Farms Harvested: | 752 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
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