carotid arteries Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

30 years old, 50 years old, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, carotid arteries, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, city, Crafters, early detection, health, heart health, High cholesterol, Long-term Health, medical imaging, Medical research, Patients, Prevention, risk factor, Scan, ultrasound scans, vascular health, young age

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dragons Tamed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

Adventure, animated series, animated trailer, collide, cute animals, deer, diamonds, family friendly, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese animation, magical adventure, magical creatures, My Deer Friend Nokotan, new series, NokoCraft, Nokotan, Talking Animals, Trailer, upcoming show, YouTube trailer

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mines Excavated:	1030	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Crafty, lolz, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	740476	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Votes:	2766	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Animals Bred:	61
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ores Mined:	6946
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!