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InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

401k, assets, bonds, Cheating, college, dad, Divorce, family, Funeral, home, InheriCraft, Inheritance, life insurance, MONEY, relationship, roth ira, Share, stepdad, Stepsibling, stepsis, stepsister, stocks, Wedding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Potions Brewed:	158
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

CraftyAccused

burden of proof, CraftyAccused, criminal justice, emotional toll., exoneration, facing false accusations, false accusation, false charges, injustice, Innocence, legal battle, legal defense, legal injustice, legal process, Legal System, mental anguish, miscarriage of justice, reputation damage, unfair treatment, wrongful accusation, wrongful conviction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

breakthrough approach, Diagnosis, genetic diagnostic method, genetic disorders, genetic markers, genetic testing, medical breakthrough, neurodevelopment, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodevelopmental research, NeuroDiagRevolution, non-invasive, PERSYST study, rare disorders, skin analysis, skin biopsy, skin research, skin sample, skin testing, Skincraft, upper arm

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ores Mined:	9340
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

Consensual PvP, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Friends, Hate Speech Zero Tolerance, java, Jobs, MCMMO, No Griefing, No X-ray, Rtp, Sethome, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Veinminer, Warps, xMoniarty#7292

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Supernaluna Minecraft Server

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
Website	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on the server?	No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any age restrictions?	The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
What happens if I break the rules?	Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, Cultural awareness, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural nuances, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, foreign perspective, gaijins, Japanese culture, Japanese endings, Minecraft, Server, SushiCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	3743
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

OverItMinecraftSMP

bored, boring porn, dull, lackluster, lifeline gone, monotonous, over it, OverItMinecraftSMP, Repetitive, Tiresome, unappealing, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvarying

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	260138	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Void Armor Forged:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!