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Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite? -
Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures and wild stories? well u gotta join our server! we got a bunch of kewl stuff like flying pigs and talking llamas.one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! they ate so much candy they turned into a giant gummy bear! it was so funny, everyone was laughing for days.
another player built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. they survived by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. it was epic!
so come join us on our server and have the time of ur life! who knows what crazy things will happen next!
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TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro! -
PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE! -
Confidence Craft 1.21.2
Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.
Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!
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BFFBlockParty
Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ProtestCraft: Resist & Build!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate protest zone! Join us and fight against the tyranny of creepers and zombies who are trying to take over the blocky world. We have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground resistance base where you can plot your next move. So grab your pickaxe and join the resistance, because on our server, the only thing we’re protesting is boring gameplay! -
Cellphone Camera Survival
join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right? -
Graduation Album Girls 1.20.5
Yo, bro, forget about all that harem drama crap, come join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures! Picture this: you’re a movie enthusiast like Kanae Meguru, but instead of dealing with love triangles, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we’ve got a film club in the server where you can meet your own Ootsuka Ozora (or maybe just a dude named Steve, who knows). So, ditch the romance and dive into the world of blocks and pixels with us! Let the story of your Minecraft journey begin!