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Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	6583	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crops Grown:	6979	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Emeralds Found:	7024	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	6067
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8145
Dragon Eggs Found:	5575	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).