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CraftyHub

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3339
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Items Found:	2848
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	312305
Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1657
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CO2 Climatic Craze

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	4989
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4271	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!