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Potion Pup Rescue: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down, guys.”

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our owner’s doggo got poisoned by a witch (probably jealous of his diamond collar) and now we’re stuck with insane medical bills. So, by joining our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft, you’re saving a precious pup’s life. Plus, who knows, maybe the doggo will bless you with good luck in-game. Stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust me.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, save a doggo, and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever been on. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, it’s that kind of party. See you in the game!

PeacefulPigCraft: Where Islam spread peacefully in Indonesia… and pigs fly!

Colonization, controversy, culture, Debunked, Diversity, education, Fly, Harmony, History, Indonesia, Islam, Misconception, Myth, peacefully, PeacefulPigCraft, Pigs, Propaganda, Religion, Revealed, Southeast Asia, spread, tolerance, Truth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have uncovered the truth behind the so-called “peaceful spread of Islam in Indonesia”! Join us and embark on a wild adventure as we uncover the real story behind this historical myth. Build your own mosque or temple, battle against mythical creatures like the peaceful-but-actually-evil Endermen, and uncover hidden treasures that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Settra’s Sassy MC Server: Where Insolence is Not Amused!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because SETTRA is here to shake things up! SETTRA demands submission and tributes, so get ready to bow down to the almighty ruler of this server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on SETTRA’s server. Rumor has it that if you can make SETTRA laugh, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. So get your best jokes ready because SETTRA is a tough crowd to please.

Join now and witness the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you mix Minecraft with an all-powerful ruler who just wants to be entertained. Kneel now or face the wrath of SETTRA!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! Join us for some LOLz and epic battles!

Adventures, Battles, Campaign, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Epic, Event Compendium, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Hai Ba Trung, Join, Learning with Manga, lolz, Materials Spreadsheet, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Pickup Summon, quartz, Rank Up Timeline, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Stars, summon, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane events like “Water Monsters Crisis, The Floating Island of Innocents” where you’ll have to battle terrifying sea creatures on a floating island to save innocent villagers. And don’t miss out on our “Learning with Manga! FGO Collaboration Event” where you can summon your favorite Fate/Grand Order characters in chibi form!

But that’s not all! We have a Servant Material Lookup tool to help you plan your battles, a Coin Calculator to keep track of your riches, and a Damage Calculator to see just how much chaos you can cause. Plus, our server has future materials spreadsheets, drop rates, and even a raw database for all your FGO needs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead feel 100% great all the time!

#healthyliving, #mentalhealthrecovery, #mentalhealthsupport, #positivethinking, #selfacceptance, #SelfEsteem, anxiety, depression, feel, Great, Happiness, mentalhealth, mentalhealthawareness, mentalhealthmatters, mentalwellness, mindfulness, motivation, positivity, selfcare, selfimprovement, selflove, Time, Undead, wellness, ZombieCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of feeling meh in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual high where you’ll feel 100% great all the time! Our pixelated potions will have you bouncing off the virtual walls with joy. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless fun on our server! Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you join our magical Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best (virtual) life!

AnimeHairCraft – Where Your Inner Hair Color Matters!

Aesthetics, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime industry, AnimeHairCraft, artistic expression, character design, color, colored hair, creativity, cultural impact, hair, hair colors, inner hair, internet culture, matters.., meme, modern anime, Otaku, social media, trends, viral, visual trends

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the inner hair of all the characters is colored in rainbow hues, because why have regular hair when you can have a rainbow explosion on your head?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hair Dye Dungeon, where players must battle through hordes of evil hairstylists to claim the ultimate prize – a magical hair dye that changes your hair color every time you jump!

So come join us on our server, where the hair is wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who knew that Minecraft could be so fabulous?

PantyCraft: Where Creepers Wear Lingerie and Endermen Steal Socks

#pantsu, Asshole, bikini cut, boy shorts, camel toes, Cotton, CREEPERS, Cute girls, endermen, full back panties, lingerie, panty fetish, panty mounds, PantyCraft, socks, steal, strip teasing, thong, tushy, undies, upskirts, VPL, wear, wet spots, whale tails

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you ready to dive into a world where your panty fetish is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your underwear obsessions!

Join us and explore a world where every block is shaped like a different type of panty. Build your dream house out of lace thongs or silk briefs, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server hosts weekly panty fashion shows where players can show off their favorite pairs and compete for the title of Panty Princess (or Prince) of the week.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden G-String, said to grant the wearer unimaginable powers (and a killer wedgie).

So come on in, slip into something comfortable, and get ready for a wild ride on our panty paradise Minecraft server!

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Rule and Players Drool

controversy, cultural identity, current events, Diplomacy, Drool, european union, foreign policy, German flag, germany, global affairs, GobbleCraft, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, Players, Politics, post, Pro-Turkey, rule, social media, SOVEREIGNTY, turkey, Turkeys, Unity

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	1515

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate turkey lover’s paradise! We have so many turkeys roaming around that you’ll feel like you’re in a Thanksgiving feast every day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground German flag society. Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden flags, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical schnitzel.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most turkey-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

Steve’s Better Half – Minecraft Server

#better half, adoration, Beloved, Best Friend, Commitment, devotion, eternal bond, Eve, Forever Love, life companion, lifelong love, LOVE OF MY LIFE, marital bliss, Marriage, Minecraft, my wife, partner, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, Steves, wedded bliss

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with Eve, my wife, who is actually a Minecraft pro disguised as a housewife. She will lead you on quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer the most treacherous dungeons. But beware, she has a secret weapon – her trusty diamond sword named Fluffy!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night. Rumor has it he once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even running into a herd of rainbow-colored sheep who can breakdance!

Crafty Yuropia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventure, Architecture, art, continent, Crafty, CREEPERS, cuisine, culture, Diversity, Europe, european union, Exploration, fashion, fear, History, landmarks, landscapes, Language, tourism, Traditions, travel, Tread, vacation, Yurop, Yuropia

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of Yurop! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The spawn point on our server is a giant rainbow made out of candy. Yes, you read that right. A rainbow. Made. Out. Of. Candy. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a bit of chaos.