carlsagan troll – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Pekora’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.2
1.20.2, cute, desire, dream, Enchanted, Energetic, FANTASY, Fun, imagination, INTIMATE, lewd, passionate, Pekora, Pekoras, playful, rabbit girl, Realm, Roleplay, sex, unforgettable, Unique, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Wild
Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with Pekora from Hololive? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server lets you experience it firsthand!
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated Pekora adventures, where you can build a love nest with her and explore the depths of your wildest fantasies.
From building a shrine dedicated to her to going on epic quests to find the rarest items for her, our server offers a unique and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come on, don’t be a chicken like Pekora, join our server now and get ready for a sexy time like no other!

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Crazy Block Party
05247013fb5ba17e89cd0bc975afa0d7499d70a0d3a6d1eca56c2d4cf292f09219, be added, BLOCK, crazy, Message to join group, Party, sample
Hey gamers! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are wild and the adventures are insane! We’re looking for new players to join our group and have a blast in this crazy world. Send us a sample of your skills and let’s get building! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!05247013fb5ba17e89cd0bc975afa0d7499d70a0d3a6d1eca56c2d4cf292f09219

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SisCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
#informatics, agriculture, art, Assistance, collaboration, Communication, Conflict, creativity, drawing, family, Help, laziness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, older sister, Plants, presentation, Project, Server, Siblings, SisCraft, Support, Theme, Ultimate
Hey gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my sister’s project theme? Then join us for a wild ride filled with informatics and plants, just like my sister’s confused project!
We promise you won’t have to shout at our artists to create something out of thin air – unless you want to, of course! Our server is all about helping each other, just like my mom says sisters should. And if you’re feeling lazy, don’t worry, we’ll throw all the fun stuff your way!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs a project theme when you have a server this wild? Let’s get gaming!

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BdayBluffCraft
anticipation, BdayBluffCraft, Birthday, birthday countdown, birthday expectations, birthday planning, birthday surprise, celebration, Communication, family, forgetful, guilt tripping, Memory, milestone, mom, Mother Daughter, relationship, reminder, teenage angst, teenager, turning 15
Yo, listen up gamers! So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you realize it’s your 15th birthday in 6 days! But wait, your mom might not even remember! So, instead of reminding her like a normal person, you decide to test her memory by not saying anything. Will she remember? Will she forget? Who knows, man!
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday test challenge! Will your mom remember your special day without any hints? Will you guilt trip her into feeling bad for forgetting? The drama, the suspense, the pure chaos of it all! Are you the asshole for playing this risky game with your own mother? Who cares, it’s all in good fun!
So, come on down to our server and experience the thrill of potentially making your mom feel guilty for forgetting your birthday. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you won’t want to miss! Don’t be a square, join us now for some unforgettable birthday shenanigans!

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KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP
Accountability, consequences, current events, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, international relations, kamala harris, KamalaDidntVoteMC, leadership, Middle East conflict, Opinions, Palestine views, Perspectives, political beliefs, Politics, Reflection, smp, Social Issues, voter turnout, Voting
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because this server has a secret treasure hidden in every block! That’s right, every block you mine could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, it’s that crazy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is ruled by a wise and powerful llama named Sir Fluffybottom. He grants wishes to all who join, whether it’s unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, Kamala’s Palestine views have nothing on the awesomeness of our server!

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TrashTacoCraft
comfort food, controversial food, culinary preferences, food choices, food critique, food culture, food debate, food debates, food dislikes, food habits, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, guilty pleasure, Trash, TrashTacoCraft, universally loved food, unpopular opinion
Are you tired of pretending to enjoy pizza like everyone else? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your true feelings about this overrated food be known! We have a special pizza-themed world where you can unleash your pizza-hating rage by destroying virtual slices with your pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in the pepperoni forest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pizza cutter that can slice through any block like it’s nothing. So come join us and embrace your inner pizza hater!

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NordCraft Server: Putin’s Pipeline Revival
blown up, Diplomacy, ENERGY, energy politics, energy security, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Natural Gas, negotiations, Nord Stream 2, NordCraft, pipeline, Putin ally, Putins, Revival, russia, sabotage attack, sanctions, secret talks, Server, US
so, like, u kno how there was this pipeline, right? well, it got blown up in a sabotage attack, like boom! but now, get this, the US is like talking to putin’s buddy to restart it! like, what even is happening, man? it’s like a crazy soap opera but in real life! come join our minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! maybe you can even blow up a pipeline yourself, who knows? just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us for some wild times and wacky adventures! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia
controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, headline, History, international relations, News, Politics, president, russia, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, Ukrainian land, UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia, united states, US-Russia relations, world leaders
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!

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StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade
automatic locks, bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, bathroom stalls, closed stalls, convenience, Door, door latch, door lock, door mechanism, innovative design, Lock, modern technology, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy features, public restrooms, restroom improvements, restroom privacy, restroom solutions, secure stalls, StallCraft, Upgrade, user-friendly
hey u! r u tired of bathroom stalls that dont close properly? well then u gotta join our epic minecraft server where the bathroom stalls actually close when u lock the door! imagine the satisfaction of having ur privacy protected while u do ur business in peace.
but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy adventures, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a giant chicken or battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on pigs. and the best part? u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head for extra protection.
so what r u waiting for? come join us at: stallsclosetight.About.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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Big Bang Water Fun
Astronomy, Astrophysics, Bang, big, Big Bang, cosmic evolution, cosmic microwave background, cosmology, early universe, Early Universe Timeline, Formation of Water, Fun, Hydrogen, Hydrogen Atoms, Origin of Water, oxygen, Oxygen Atoms, scientific research, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, universe formation, Water
so, like, imagine this: you join dis minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported back to the time when water was just a lil baby, only 200 million years after the big bang! you can witness the birth of water and even help it grow into the beautiful liquid we know today!
we got crazy quests where you gotta collect ancient molecules and protect them from evil mobs tryna destroy the universe. you can ride on comets and surf on waves of hydrogen, all while trying to survive in this wild prehistoric world.
join now and be a part of the epic adventure of water’s creation! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

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