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Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3914	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Farms Harvested:	676	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Void Gems Collected:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Love Letters Sent:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Falling into the Void:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!