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NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Ban, children, Classroom, digital devices, distraction, education, Experiment, France, implementation, learning, Minecraft, mobile phones, NoPhoneZone, policy, restrictions, School, Server, smartphone use, student behavior, Technology, trial, under 15, young students

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	682	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	8739
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7006	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	4989	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	4607	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5009
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)