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Hololive Rejects Minecraft Server

virtual idols, Japanese idols, #youtube, Server, internet culture

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no Hololive” policy because we’re all about that original content, baby! Join us if you’re tired of seeing those virtual YouTubers hogging all the spotlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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The Great Wall of China Korea USA Minecraft SMP

business ethics, smartphone companies, protectionism, Usa, hurting

Are you tired of being a smartphone villain? Join our Minecraft SMP and redeem yourself by building epic structures that will make even the gods of India jealous! We don’t tolerate colluding with evil corporations here, only pure creativity and fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical cow that shoots diamonds out of its udders. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show India that you’re ready to make amends through the power of blocks and pixels!

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ToiletPaperWars Minecraft Server

bringing own supplies, sleepover, rough toilet paper, awkward situation, personal preference

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of soft, extra ply toilet paper! 🧻 Join us for a world of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream toilet paper fortress and never have to worry about scratchy sandpaper-like toilet paper ever again!

Our server is perfect for those with sensitive skin or anyone who just appreciates the finer things in life (like luxurious toilet paper). We have custom plugins that allow you to craft your own toilet paper rolls and even design your own bathroom oasis.

Don’t be caught in a sticky situation like our friend here, bring your own roll of toilet paper and join our server today! Who knew toilet paper could be such a game-changer in the world of Minecraft? 😉🚽 #SoftAndStrongMinecraftLife

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HangryHubbyCraft

Marriage, Support, Cooking, relationships, HangryHubbyCraft

Are you tired of wasting delicious fried chicken on a Minecraft server that doesn’t appreciate your cooking skills? Join our server and never worry about making too much food again! We only serve virtual food that magically disappears after you’ve had your fill.

Our server is perfect for those looking to shed some virtual weight and maintain their in-game physique. Say goodbye to love handles and hello to a slim avatar that can take on any challenge.

Plus, we have a special Japanese-themed area where you can indulge in karaage without the guilt of wasting leftovers. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to enjoy fantastic food without the pressure to eat more than they want.

Join us now and experience a world where portion sizes don’t matter and where you can enjoy all the virtual food you desire without any judgment. It’s time to game and dine in style on our Minecraft server!

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Cultural envy SMP

cultural heritage, cultural integration, Diversity, culture, tradition

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we embrace traditions from all cultures, like the ancient tradition of building giant pyramids out of diamond blocks to honor our pet llamas. Our server is a melting pot of wacky customs and rituals, from performing a synchronized dance every time we find a rare ore to hosting llama beauty pageants where the winner gets to wear a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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FetishCraft

fetish discovery, bizarre fantasies, offbeat desires, outlandish turn ons, taboo fantasies

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your unique fetishes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your weird and wacky desires. From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who share your passion for the bizarre and unconventional. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can engage in virtual pillow fights with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover a new fetish you never knew you had.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

religious freedom, freedom of religion, Christian, Justice, fundraising

yOu knoW whAt’s crazY? OuR MinEcrAfT seRveR iS sO lit tHat eVen cHinA fReed a US pasTor aFteR 15 yEars in jAil jUst to jOin oUr seRveR! yOu wOnt bElieve thE inSane stOries wE hAve hEre – liKe bUilding a cAstle oUt oF diAmOnds aNd fIghting a dRagon wIth a cArrot! cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience thE cRaZiness fOr yOurself!

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BankruptCraft

Banking, economic news, American bank, economic impact, finance

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

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Microbe Power Protein: CO2 to B9

beef alternative, edible protein, renewable energy, pork alternative, VITAMINS

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got microbes turning CO2 into food for ya! like, we got these tiny creatures making protein and vitamins outta thin air, literally! you can be chomping on some high level protein that beats out beef, pork, fish, and lentils, all thanks to our renewable energy sources. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a good way. so hop on and start munching on some virtual superfood, cuz why not? #microbemadness #proteinpowerhouse

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HarDex server Minecraft

HarDex server, PvP, play.hardex.su, pleasant, Clans

IP: play.hardex.su Our Website: hardex.su Discord: dd.hardex.su Join now and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of endless adventures and anarchy in the world of Minecraft on the HarDex server! ✨ We wish you a pleasant game on our server!

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