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CraftyDelusions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	6272

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

TurkCraft: Ski & Fire Fun!

accident, CASUALTIES, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Fire, Fun, Injuries, investigation, mountain resort, News, rescue operation, resort tragedy, Safety Measures, ski, ski lodge, Ski Resort, Ski vacation, Tragedy, tragic event, TurkCraft, turkey, winter sports

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1879	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we promise no turkeys were harmed in the making of this server, but we can’t say the same for the creepers. come build with us and ski down our virtual slopes, just watch out for any stray fireballs! with 66 ways to die and 51 ways to get injured, this server is not for the faint of heart. but hey, at least you’ll respawn with all your items intact! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of virtual danger like never before!

Quantum Bird Sensors

advanced sensors, animal navigation, Biological magnetoreception, biomimetic sensors, biomimetic technology, biomimicry, bird, bird migration, fundamental quantum limits, magnetoreception, migratory behavior, migratory birds, Nature, nature-inspired sensors, Quantum, quantum biology, quantum energy resolution, quantum limits, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum sensing, sensor technology, SENSORS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got birds flyin’ around with quantum energy and stuff. if you wanna learn about biological magnetoreception like migratory birds, this is the place for you. we operate close to fundamental quantum limits, so you know it’s gonna be lit. plus, we got advanced biomimetic sensors that will blow your mind. join now for a wild ride through the quantum world of minecraft!

Epic Anime Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, BETRAYAL, biggest lie, Character, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Epic, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, make believe, Manga, PRETEND, Quests, Story, tall tale, untruth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36

OMG, so like, have you ever seen an anime character lie so hard that you question your own existence? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is like that lie but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of deception and confusion!

We promise that our server will make you question reality more than that time Naruto said he didn’t want to be Hokage. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

Come join us and experience a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just a big, beautiful mess. It’s like watching One Piece without subtitles – you have no idea what’s going on, but you can’t look away!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and absurdity, then come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh!

CheckmateChampion

Bots, CHECKMATE, CheckmateChampion, Chess, chess game, chess puzzles, chessboard, Competition, Friends, games, host, human opponents, learning, New Year’s resolutions, over the board, Playing, progress, sore loser, strategy, Victory, winning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

ChunkyCraft SMP

body confidence, body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, emotional impact, fat shaming, hurtful words, mental health, negative comments, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, weight discrimination, weight shaming, weight stigma

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCompliments

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flattery, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, rare, remarkable, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8225	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your life.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!

CraftyRadicalsRPVP

Community safety, CraftyRadicalsRPVP, Crime Prevention, digital influence, extremism, hate crimes, Hate Speech, internet safety, labour party, online propaganda, online radicalization, online safety, online security, Politics, radical ideologies, social media, Southport murders, Starmer, Terrorism, UK politics, Violent extremism

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, Awareness, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitive screening, Cultural differences, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, healthcare awareness, healthcare disparities, Hispanic population, Latino population, Memory Loss, mental health, Mexican Americans, minority health, older adults, public health

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9635
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dimension Hops:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2

1.20.2, BBC, black migrants, controversial topics, cultural clash, Edition, EURO, EuroCraft, European sluts, european union, forced prostitution, German slut, immigration, interracial, Media portrayal, migrant crisis, Muslim migrants, racism, Refugee Crisis, sexual exploitation, sexual objectification, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5865	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this!