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ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4107
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	994
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftyOilKingdom

CraftyOilKingdom, Deposits, discovery, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, energy exploration, energy production, Energy Sector, Fossil Fuels, gas, gas reserves, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Natural resources, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, oil reserves, OPEC, Petroleum, Saudi Arabia

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

NoShaveNoProblemMC

acceptance, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, cultural perceptions, Gender norms, Grooming, hair removal, hairy, hairy men, hairy women, humans, Mammals, Natural, negative opinion, NoShaveNoProblemMC, self-confidence, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Animals Bred:	198	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

Active, alive, apply, brand new, CPU, Days, Discord, dragon-alive, Dragon.., dragons, EXTRA, Friends, intel, Minecraft, Permanent, platinum, Population, RAM, Reliable, Server, Small, small-pop, smp, spicy, Storage, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server #320

100% guarantee, Adjutant, Android, anniversary, asmr, banner type, Banners, blue bolt, codes, Confessions, Containment Zone, current events, FAQs, feline grace, Friends Form, great waifus, Ios, Katya, Livestream, Minecraft, neptune nova, News, outfits, Overview, PC, peak of snowbreak, PITY, Platforms, power, private secretary, Realm of Illusion, Resource Pastebin, seastar in solitude, Server, shadows of indigo, Snowbreak, Snowbreak 1.8, snowg, ST-type banner., Teaser, Trailer, Upcoming Events, version 2.0

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to the most ASMR-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our anniversary livestream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to party. And did you see our Version 2.0 trailer? It’s so epic, even Herobrine shed a tear.

Join our server for the craziest confessions you’ll ever hear from players who have spent too much time in the mines. Our Anniversary teaser will leave you questioning reality, just like our Version 1.8 “Realm of Illusion” update.

Download our server on all platforms, including PC where we recommend using our standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Participate in our current events like the Virtual Breach, Dawn Restored, and Hero Games. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Katya – Blue Bolt and Neptune Nova.

Dress to impress with new outfits like [Private Secretary] Katya – Blue Bolt and [Feline Grace] Mauxir – Shadow Ka. And don’t forget to redeem codes like AdjutantPower and GreatWaifus for some sweet rewards.

Join our server today and become part of the snowg community. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper. Just kidding, they’ll still explode in your face.

Patty’s Femcel Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a lean beef patty? Look no further, because on our server, Lean Beef Patty is a confirmed femcel! Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and beef (pun intended). Who knew a Minecraft server could be so spicy? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

CraftyQuotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops disco balls instead of wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

CringeCraft

awkward, cringe, cringe anecdote, cringe event, cringe experience, cringe memory, cringe moment, cringe recollection, cringe situation, cringe story, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, cringeworthy moment, cringy, EMBARRASSING, Memory, mistake, regretful

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

BoomerBlockParty

#Drop out, 82-year-old, activism, anti-war, BoomerBlockParty, Campaign, Candidate, continue to fight, Elderly, election, forced out, Government, governor race, HUMAN RIGHTS, Peace, perseverance, Politics, protest, russia, social justice, st petersburg

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, dis server is run by an 82-year-old anti-war candidate who had to drop out of the St. Petersburg governor race. but she ain’t givin’ up, she gonna continue to fight on dis server by building epic castles and battling mobs like a total boss. join now and help her conquer the virtual world while she fights for peace and justice in Minecraft land. plus, rumor has it she’s got mad redstone skills and can build a TNT cannon that will blow your mind. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro!

BusCraft: SeatWars

Aisle, bus, Buscraft, capacity, CAR, Commute, comparison, Dimensions, lanes, Narrow, Passengers, public transportation, ROAD, seating, SeatWars, SIZE, traffic, Transportation, travel, Vehicles, wide, width

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4916	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”

We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.

But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!

BionicCraft: Walk Faster, Build Better!

amputation, Amputees, assistive devices, biomechanics, Bionic leg, BionicCraft, body integration, BUILD, control, Faster, medical innovation, Mobility, muscle atrophy, orthopedics, pain relief, patient outcomes, physical therapy, pioneering surgery, prosthetic limb, Rehabilitation, surgery, Technology, walk, Walking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

join dis crazy minecraft server where we give u BIONIC LEGS so u can walk super fast and jump super high like a superhero! no more slow walking in minecraft, now u can zoom around like a speed demon! plus, u will feel like ur bionic leg is a real part of ur body, not just some fake leg. come join us and experience the power of bionic legs in minecraft! it’s LEGendary!