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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8305 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 2628 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)