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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3748 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2140 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)