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BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Emeralds Found:	1356
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Animals Bred:	108
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	3

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	4590
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!