Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper with a top hat. Don’t worry, though, because our resident wizard will be there to help you cast spells and turn them all into harmless pigs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, it’s worth it for the enchanted diamond disco armor you’ll receive as a reward.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, the second Dr. Pepper may not taste as good as the first, but the memories you’ll make here will last a lifetime.
Our server is like a liberal arts school, but with a twist – it’s 65% females to male! Who knew you could find love and friendship in the virtual world of Minecraft?
Forget about inappropriate tee shirts and posters, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging up is your diamond armor and weapons. Say goodbye to trouble and hello to a new social savvy you!
Join now and leave behind the awkwardness of real life. Who needs beer brand shirts when you can have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!