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FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	150	Mines Excavated:	1413
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8785	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2710	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crops Grown:	2237	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	419
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ores Mined:	9843	Mines Excavated:	2480
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	244444
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Farms Harvested:	976	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	1196
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	775034
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	805	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!